February 2012
One mistake and everybody judges you.
mystinkybutt:
Omg, that gif…
afternoonsnoozebutton:
xvxavier:
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
gravy-bowl:
a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road
lordpayne:
this was like two years ago
but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly
one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was
“MY CEREAL!!!”
People on the internet: Omg! You're so pretty and nice! Someone would be lucky to have you!
People in real life: Here comes the awkward whale.
John Watson: I'm not his date!
Sherlock:
Mrs. Hudson: lol
Lestrade: lol
Mycroft: lol
Irene: lol
Moriarty: lol
Tumblr: lol
World: lol
Universe: lol